Hi, I hope you’re having a great day.
There are some things that just confuse the hell out of me and I had to get them off my chest. Normally I write about health and fitness news but today I wanted to put some thoughts out there that make you really think.
Just why do some of these things happen???
For instance:
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
Or, If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
What about if 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
And how much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
THESE ARE THE THINGS I WANT TO KNOW…
Let’s talk about animals…Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or
something?
What exactly do vegetarians feed their dogs?
And did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
How about sheep…What do they count when they can’t sleep?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out”?
I WANT TO KNOW…
Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?
Can bald men get lice?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who can’t walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms?
And the same thing goes with drugstores…Why do they make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Is an alcoholic just a drunk that’s scared of a hangover?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that???
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
CALL ME CRAZY BUT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW…
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why isn’t the word ‘gullible’ in the dictionary?
If someone can’t see, they’re blind and if someone can’t hear, they’re deaf, so what do you call people who can’t smell?
(Getting back to the word ‘gullible’…I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT LOOKING!)
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
If you’re in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
What did cured ham actually have?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
AND…If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what the hell happened to the rabbit?
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